May 2013
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its raining
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sorryforpartybarackin:
im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
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uggatrip:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
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welcomebackronberto:
How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
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i really dont get it
esexist:
i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
*begins to decompose from sitting around and doing nothing*
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chibiplz asked: pets eyelashes from far away.
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whinecraft:
[pulls up a chair] [throws arm around your shoulder] [leans towards u] [breathes on your ear]
“dragons”
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arnpora replied to your post: arnpora replied to your post: arnpora replied to…
gramma can you even pick up the gun
dagnabbit what do u take me for„„, a NERD i dont think so mister
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arnpora replied to your post: arnpora replied to your post: 10 days u dropped ur…
thats ok i dont like mushy food anyway
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cromedokuro replied to your post: 10 days
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that was me celebrating
tha was rly believable i am rly flatterd
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arnpora replied to your post: 10 days
u dropped ur cane
ur uninvited to my bday party
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cromedokuro asked: hwy are gilbutt and spoin and frac sucking om condoms in that picture
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himatalia replied to your post: 10 days
4 months until im 18
whisprs par Ty
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eunilicious replied to your post: 10 days
(gasps) (murmurs) are u ready to be legal
*dusts dirt off shoulders* *straightens tie* o y a
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10 days
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h0odrich:
Yeah I think.u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it??
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deudlyfirearm replied to your post: deudlyfirearm replied to your post: deudlyfirearm…
GET OFF THE STAGE
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deudlyfirearm replied to your post: deudlyfirearm replied to your post: deudlyfirearm…
u goober i worked the cOUR age to ride thaT
i„,m a goofy goober (rock)
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deudlyfirearm replied to your post: deudlyfirearm replied to your post: youre cute as…
what if i rode the ride instead of climbing it would it still count for a fair grade
what if i rode the ride they said
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orgygami:
burghers:
Not Safe For Wimps
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deudlyfirearm replied to your post: youre cute as heck whats your secret pls tell me…
do i get a 50$ rebate on this
only if u fill out and sign this ginormous stack of paperwork, complete 3 tasks testing ur magical ability, intelligence, and courage, climb mt everest (pee out ur name @ the top n take a pix so we know u were there), and 50 pushups and we will consider sending a rebate :~)
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deudlyfirearm asked: youre cute as heck whats your secret pls tell me *shoves microphone up your nose*
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meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
prostitourettes:
i’m cold set me on fire
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This is a game of “Who the fuck are you?” Name: megan
Age: 17
Height: 5’2”
Obligatory picture of self:
have an older 1 of me
Relationship Status: hehehehuhe taken ;~)
Birthday: may 31st!!! screams
Favorite color: im stuck between orange and teal
Favorite bands: passion pit, the kooks, idk 2 many
Last song listened: young n beautiful by lana del rey
Favourite Movies/TV Shows: uh...
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musicyourfriendsdontknow:
Dr Dog ||| Heart It...
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i rly want to try faun makeup on me just once for fun to see what i would look like (prolly rly dumb) but then i dont feel like washing it all off afterwards
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